V-Day = Vomit Day
I spent this year [as per most years] with my lovely older sister, cooking and baking a delectable dinner casserole and dessert from our Grammy's cookbook. Who said love need be romantic? Suckers.
If I die young, bury me in chocolate. Lay me down on a bed of cocoa.
When it comes to dieting, chocolate is always included to balance out the leafy greens.
I was nice and even visited my Tree despite being caught in a whiteout en route and crying on loudspeaker the whole way. Nothing says "I kinda like you" like driving with utter terror through a mess of snow.
"I kinda like you." "I know." |